Mike DeVries
Gary Rudolph
Barrett Meeks
Randall Keyes
Dale Burkalter
Travis
Eden
Raine Waterfield
Self
Mormon
PC user
Mormon Club girl
Stoner Chick
Club Council Bitch
Bob Ross (as Ian 'Dicko' Dickson)
Ken
Massagee
Big Titty Blonde
Freestyle clubber
Craig T. Fanatic
The Blossoming Didge Nucka'
Dean Bradley Secretary (voice)
Dale's Brother
Ally Sheedy
Rory
Dan
Club kid
Smoke Rings Guy
Singer
Gary's Girl
Vid Cid Clerk
Anthony Michael Hall
Molly Ringwald
Needs A Light
Dean Bradley
Rick
Capote
Bender
Grandma's Girl
Bitchy Roomate