Jessica Walter credited as playing...
Malory Archer
- Malory Archer: Well, at least I'm not a sex addict!
- Sterling Archer: And cue the collective sigh of relief.
- Malory Archer: Oh, shut up.
- Malory Archer: [to her chauffeur] If I wanted to sit around all day going nowhere, I'd be a teacher.
- Malory Archer: I'm not ready to be a grandmother.
- Sterling Archer: Really? But you're so...
- Malory Archer: ...grandmotherly?
- Sterling Archer: No! Old.
- Sterling Archer: I seriously don't feel good at all.
- Malory Archer: That's because those ODIN ghouls drained a fifth of your blood.
- Sterling Archer: Oh, hey, speaking of fifth...
- Malory Archer: A drink's the last thing you need.
- Malory Archer: Woodhouse, dear.
- Woodhouse: Yes, mum.
- Malory Archer: I assume you're holding.
- Woodhouse: Holding? Why just this tray of...
- Malory Archer: Don't bullshit me, you old dope fiend!
- Malory Archer: I know you didn't plan on this baby, but, Sterling, sometimes the unexpected things can turn out to be the most important things in the whole world.
- Sterling Archer: Wow! You sound shit-faced.