Rainn Wilson credited as playing...
Dwight Schrute
- Dwight Schrute: I will run this branch or I will destroy this branch. Or... I don't know. Something always works out.
- [Dwight interviews for Regional Manager position with his face covered in bandages and shades, handing Jim, Toby, and Gabe his résumé]
- Jim Halpert: Hello, Mr. Souvenier. Mr. Jacques Souvenier? Nice to meet you. It says here you're French?
- [Dwight nods, and Jo looks at the bandaged Dwight suspiciously, believing that it is really Dwight]
- Jim Halpert: So you worked at your last job for 15 years as assistant to the regional manager.
- Dwight Schrute: [Muttering to disguise his voice] Assistant regional manager.
- Jim Halpert: Assistant *to the* regional manager.
- Dwight Schrute: Assistant regional manager.
- Jim Halpert: What is it?
- Dwight Schrute: [in French accent] Assistant regional manager.
- Jim Halpert: Oh, that's my mistake. Sorry about that. The last paper company you worked for burned to the ground? And all because they wouldn't hire a manager who lived and breathed paper. That's a travesty.
- Jim Halpert: Name.
- Dwight Schrute: Dwight Schrute.
- Jim Halpert: Thank you, Mr. Schnute. We will let you know.
- Dwight Schrute: I'd like to be interviewed for the position.
- Jo Bennett: I'll interview you right now.
- Dwight Schrute: Okay.
- Jo Bennett: Question 1: Ever shot a gun in the office?