Aubrey Plaza credited as playing...
Older Elliott
- Older Elliott: Left boob. One cup smaller than the right. And no, it never catches up to the right. But honestly, you get used to it and it's OK. Guys can't really tell. Girls can.
- Elliott: I'm actually kind of hot for being middle aged.
- Older Elliott: Okay, fuck you. I am 39 years old. That's not middle aged.
- Elliott: No, that is middle aged.
- Older Elliott: No, it's not. I'm a very young adult.
- Older Elliott: Just keep being the naïve, dumb, poreless, smart, happy, confident, brave, self-centered optimistic idiot that you are because it's perfect.
- Older Elliott: Elliot, do not have sex with him.
- Elliott: *Jesus!* I'm not gonna... I can admit someone's face is symmetrical and not fuck them.