Judy Greer credited as playing...
Cheryl Tunt
- Cheryl: Yes, I spent like every summer there listening to my creepy great-grandmother bitch about
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- Cheryl: . Apparently, slavery was pretty awesome.
- Malory Archer: Prove it.
- Sterling Archer: What's to prove? It's free labor.
- Malory Archer: Not THAT, ass. Prove you're really a Tunt.
- Sterling Archer: What the hell was that?
- Cheryl: Ugh. My stupid ocelot.
- Sterling Archer: I've never seen an ocelot!
- Pam Poovey: So then he's all like, you gotta go before my roommate gets home. And I'm like, who cares? And he's like...
- Cheryl Tunt: You're a moped.
- Pam Poovey: How'd you know? What's it mean, anyway?
- Cheryl Tunt: Mopeds are fun, but you don't want your buddies to see you riding one.
- Pam Poovey: Oh.
- Cheryl Tunt: Yeah.
- Pam Poovey: I thought he meant I was fuel efficient. Only had 10 beers.
- Cheryl Tunt: 40's?
- Pam Poovey: No. Yes. Hence the shandy. My head feels like a bunch of monkeys fighting over a bucket of marbles.
- Lana Kane: Kinda curious. Why do you even work at ISIS?
- Cheryl Tunt: Why do you?
- Lana Kane: Ha! Because I'm not worth a billion dollars.
- Cheryl Tunt: Yeah, me neither. I have to split it with my stupid brother, Cecil.
- Malory Archer: And how much will you be splitting?
- Cheryl Tunt: It actually is a billion dollars.
- Lana Kane: I am literally wet with jealousy.