Mathew Buck credited as playing...
Film Brain
- Film Brain: [re: Adam Sandler] Or maybe I don't like him purely because he keeps his friends Rob Schneider and David Spade in work thanks to his production company. I mean, it's nice that he helps his friends out, but Dickie Roberts? Deuce Bigelow? The formerly reviewed Paul Blart: Mall Cop? It reads more like a rap sheet!
- Film Brain: Seriously, you roll your eyes at the fact they act like irritating hell spawn, maybe you shouldn't have brought the goddamn nanny along for the bloody weekend! Here's a tip for you, Lenny, learn responsibility!
- Film Brain: Do you remember when Chris Rock was considered to be an edgy comedian? Those were the days.
- Film Brain: I can't believe I have to explain this to a bunch of comedians, but if you have to explain it's a joke, it's not funny!
- Film Brain: And then Kevin James dances with the KFC bucket on his head. So much for the sadness of loss.
- Film Brain: Of course this is just an excuse for more prat-falls, which I suppose is funny if you like people falling face-first into shit. And why else would you be watching this otherwise?
- Rob: [having been shot in the foot with an arrow] Get some alcohol on this bitch!
- Film Brain: Or, I don't know, go to a hospital! And get Kevin James an x-ray while you're at it.
- Film Brain: I love how this movie preaches going outside and having fun when we're sat in doors watching THEIR shitty film, wishing we were having fun.
- Film Brain: If you think that premise is anorexically thin, then you should try to see how it stretches to microscopic.
- Film Brain: Continuing the schlubby guy/hot wife trend, Eric is married to Maria Bello as Sally. I mean, what is with Kevin James? First Paul Blart: Mall Cop, and now this? You'd never see this happen in real life.
- [cuts to a picture of Kevin James with a hot chick]
- Film Brain: Never mind.
- Film Brain: Probably the most depressing thing about the film, actually, when I think about it is Maria Bello, who at one point was considered to be a decent, daring actress literally having her dignity sucked away in a shitty Adam Sandler movie. I know Mummy 3 was a bad career move, but is this really what it's come to?
- Sally: Sorry.
- Film Brain: You damn well should be apologizing, you've disgraced yourself.
- Film Brain: Chris Rock seems to be the one member of the cast with the least to do. His character hardly ever becomes prominent, and Rock just seems to blend into the background, not really doing anything. Hell, he looks as bored as the audience. Give the guy a joke or a swear, something to do!
- Film Brain: I'm not expecting nuance characters, but these are all one-joke characters, and their one joke each isn't really that interesting. Hell, it makes me pine for the days of Paul Blart, because at least there was some pretense of playing a character.