Hugh Laurie credited as playing...
Dr. Gregory House
- Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: You're an idiot.
- Dr. Gregory House: How'd you get in here?
- Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: My boss has me break into places all the time.
- Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: You're an idiot.
- Dr. Gregory House: You drove all the way over here to break in and call me an idiot?
- Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: No, I drove all the way over here to tell you we're implanting an automated cardio-defibrillator, which won't actually do anything to help the patient except maybe give us enough time to come up with a guess as to what's actually wrong with her.
- Dr. Gregory House: Oh, that makes more sense.
- Dr. Gregory House: Compound CS-804. It's an experimental drug that's supposed to re-grow muscle.
- Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: This experiment was done on rats.
- Dr. Gregory House: It's groundbreaking. A huge success.
- Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: In rats.
- Dr. Gregory House: They got four legs. Think how fast it should work on one.
- Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: You're an idiot.
- Dr. Remy 'Thirteen' Hadley: And I broke in here because Cuddy and Wilson both separately asked me to.
- Dr. Gregory House: Even more logical.
- Dr. James Wilson: Okay, here's what I saw, you lost and I won.
- Dr. Gregory House: Yeah, well, you can take that to your grave. You're not taking my 50 bucks.
- Dr. James Wilson: Prove it. Prove it or pay up. You got one day. Don't make me send my boys out looking for you.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: You ignore us all the time. You go on crazy joy rides all the time. But you answer pages. You sleep. I know I'm going to regret doing this, but I'll ask anyway: is there anything I can do to help?
- Dr. Gregory House: No.
- Dr. Gregory House: [to Dr. Riggin] If it's worthy of the preface "obviously" then obviously it needs to be explained to an idiot. Do I look like an idiot?... Sorry. Cranky. What I meant to say was why don't scientists have groupies? I'd do you right now, if society wasn't telling me that you're just and underpaid dork.