Ashley Benson credited as playing...
Hanna Marin
- Hanna Marin: Everyone's got a life except for me.
- Aria Montgomery: I thought you were gonna go to the mall with Mona.
- Hanna Marin: Stealing moisturizer is not a life. It's a hobby. It's getting really boring.
- Spencer Hastings: [disgusted with moisturizer they'd been using] Did you steal this?
- Hanna Marin: No!
- [shrugs]
- Hanna Marin: It's a sample.
- Aria Montgomery: [in parked car] What is that?
- Emily Fields: Read this.
- [hands over letter]
- Aria Montgomery: Mm. "If you continue as Rosewood's MVP and anchor until the end of the swim season, we can offer you a full scho-" No way! Em, the scout changed his mind? This is amazing. This means you don't have to move.
- Hanna Marin: Wait, wait, wait.
- [takes letter]
- Hanna Marin: Let me see this.
- Aria Montgomery: [still talking to Emily] What did your Mom say?
- Emily Fields: She hasn't seen it.
- Aria Montgomery: Why?
- Emily Fields: Because I haven't mailed it yet.
- Aria Montgomery: What?
- Hanna Marin: Wait, Em, did you write this letter?
- [Emily looks ashamed]
- Hanna Marin: Oh, my God. You are a rock star, Emily Fields.
- [joyously:]
- Hanna Marin: You are totally getting me into Harvard!
- Aria Montgomery: [cautionary] Emily, I would not mail this letter.
- Hanna Marin: Oh, I love it!
- [goes for purse]
- Hanna Marin: Here, let me see if I have an extra stamp.
- Aria Montgomery: This... this just feels really wrong.
- Hanna Marin: Oh, really? And taking an art class with Jenna isn't? Hope your first assignment is how to make a weapon.
- Aria Montgomery: Okay, I never said I was actually staying in the class. Whatever. I'm... I'm still working that out.
- [to Emily:]
- Aria Montgomery: Once your parents read this, it...
- Hanna Marin: Oh, big deal! She changed a few words. It's like Alison used to say, "You're not lying, you're just pre-telling the truth." Hey, does it matter if it looks a little used?
- Aria Montgomery: Ugh. There's gotta be another way.
- Emily Fields: There isn't.