Angie Harmon credited as playing...
Jane Rizzoli
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: I am never getting married. Or having children.
- Dr. Maura Isles: You think that'll protect you?
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: No.
- Dr. Maura Isles: [fussing with her skirt] The cleaning lady put this in the dryer. It's vicuna wool. Who puts vicuna wool in a dryer? It's tight. Does it make me look fat?
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Yes. You look ginormous. I can't believe how fat you are. What, what, what do you weigh, like a hundred and fifteen pounds?
- Dr. Maura Isles: A hundred and sixteen point eight.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Wow, no wonder.
- Dr. Maura Isles: Really? 'Cause I've been craving carbohydrates lately. Maybe it's a hormonal imbalance.
- Detective Jane Rizzoli: Maybe you don't have enough to do.