Sondra Currie credited as playing...
Linda
- Sid: [on the phone] Yes, sir. Absolutely, I will. Thank you so much. No, of course. No no and again, I'm so sorry.
- [hangs up the phone and sits down with Alan]
- Sid: That was the mayor, Alan.
- Alan: It was an accident.
- [pause]
- Alan: You'd said you'd always love me no matter what I did.
- Sid: I know and I do. You're my best friend, but Alan, why would you buy a giraffe?
- Alan: I always wanted one. I can feed him from my treehouse. Besides, they remind me a lot of myself.
- Sid: In what way?
- Alan: They're majestic, pensive, and tall.
- Sid: Pensive.
- Alan: Yeah!
- Sid: Where'd you learn that word?
- Alan: Words with Friends.
- Sid: What friends, Alan?
- Alan: You can set it on random.
- Sid: [sighs] Alan, aside from the fact that you shut down a freeway, you murdered a wild animal. It's national news. You don't wanna know the cheques I had to write to fix this.
- Alan: Oh please, we're rich!
- Sid: We are not anything, Alan. I am well-off. You are my 40-year-old son...
- Alan: I'M 42!
- Sid: 40...
- Alan: I'M 42!
- Sid: 42-year-old son who still lives at home. You are to go back on your medication or I'm cutting you off.
- Alan: You're bluffing. When's dinner?
- Sid: Your mother and I can't take this any more!
- Alan: Oh, you might have to.
- Sid: I can't do it! I cannot do this!
- [Alan puts on Dre Beats, listening to "My Life" by Billy Joel, as his father has a heart and his mother and nanny panics]
- Linda: ALAN! ALAN!