Lucy Punch credited as playing...
Melanie Miller
- Melanie Miller: We'd probably be fucking right now if it weren't for my situation below deck.
- Ben: [uncomfortable] Oh. Oh, yeah?
- Melanie Miller: Ok, I'll give you a hint. It rhymes with beast inspection.
- Melanie Miller: I think they have incredible cuisine at Hooters, but most people don't notice 'cause of all the massive tits.
- Barry Burke: I know, the tits are distracting.
- Melanie Miller: Sorry they're only B-cup, but actually I can swell to a C when I'm menstruating.
- Desmond: That's... disgusting.
- Barry Burke: My god. I never thought I'd say this to a lady, but I can't wait until your time of the month!
- Melanie Miller: [to Rachel] I used to have a rat named Rachel!
- Rachel: [repulsed] Um... cool?
- Rafe: [repulsed] That's a detail.
- Melanie Miller: I'm a sushi slut!
- Ben: How does that manifest itself?
- Melanie Miller: I'm a whore for sushi.