Rashida Jones credited as playing...
Ann Perkins
- Chris Traeger: Ann Perkins!
- Ann Perkins: [Forced happiness] Hey! Did you maybe tell people that I diagnosed that guy with mumps based on his porn photo?
- Chris Traeger: I did! I was so proud of you.
- Ann Perkins: Okay, because now I have everyone in City Hall sending me pictures of their junk asking me if they have mumps.
- [Hands Chris her phone]
- Chris Traeger: Oh, my God. Your inbox is literally filled with penises. I'm so sorry.
- Ann Perkins: [Phone dings] Oh, look! Ed Miller from payroll.
- Chris Traeger: And so, effective immediately, all male employees must stop sending explicit photos to Ms. Perkins.
- Irving: If I may, what if based on empirical evidence, I truly believe there's a grave and immediate medical emergency? Were that the case, could I then show you my dong?
- Ann Perkins: No.
- Chris Traeger: That would be harassment.
- Irving: Fair enough. Now completely different scenario. Let's say I've been watching a lot of women's golf and I've had some wine...