Paul Wesley credited as playing...
Stefan Salvatore
- Damon Salvatore: Hey, do you remember when we came back for Zachariah's funeral?
- Stefan Salvatore: Vaguely. Why?
- Damon Salvatore: Because if memory serves, he wasn't the first Founders' Council member killed that year, or even that month.
- Stefan Salvatore: Your point being?
- Damon Salvatore: I'm trying to remember what year it was.
- Stefan Salvatore: 1912.
- Damon Salvatore: So much for "Vaguely."
- Stefan Salvatore: What do you want?
- Damon Salvatore: I was hoping we could hang. You know, a little brother bonding. I mean, I know we don't actually "hang out." We team up, we join forces, we activate our Wonder Twin Powers...
- Damon Salvatore: So, let's just say Sage was killing everyone in 1912.
- [aims dart]
- Damon Salvatore: Who the hell is doing it now?
- [throws]
- Damon Salvatore: It's not that psycho, Dr. Fell. She's a woman. There's no way she could stab three grown men.
- [throws another dart]
- Rebekah Mikaelson: [catches dart before it hits the board] That's a bit sexist. A woman could easily kill a man. With the right motivation.
- Stefan Salvatore: You just, uh, don't give up, do you?
- Rebekah Mikaelson: [to Stefan] Why are you so grumpy?
- Damon Salvatore: He's on a master cleanse. Trying to be a better man and all.
- Rebekah Mikaelson: You know, you were a lot more fun in the '20s.