Misha Collins credited as playing...
Castiel
- Castiel: Did you know that a cat's penis is sharply barbed along its shaft? I know for a fact the females were not consulted about that.
- Castiel: Can you not see that? This is the handwriting of Metatron.
- Sam Winchester: Metatron? You saying a Transformer wrote that?
- Dean Winchester: No. That's Megatron.
- Sam Winchester: What?
- Dean Winchester: The Transformer - It's Megatron.
- Sam Winchester: What?
- Sam Winchester: Here. Leviathan cannot be slain but by a bone of a righteous mortal washed in the three bloods of the fallen. Uh... it says we need to start with the blood of a fallen angel.
- Castiel: Well, you know me. I'm always happy to bleed for the Winchesters.
- Dean Winchester: What are you gonna do, Cas?
- Castiel: I don't know. Isn't that amazing?
- Sam Winchester: What's it say, then?
- Castiel: Uh... "Tree"? "Horse"? "Fiddler crab"? I can't read it. It wasn't meant for angels.
- Castiel: [to Sam] You seem troubled. Course that's a primary aspect of your personality, so I sometimes ignore it.
- Castiel: [On the phone] I'm in a place called Perth
- Meg: Perth?
- Dean Winchester: Perth? As in Australia?
- Meg: [Listening to Cas] What dogs?
- [to Dean]
- Meg: He says he's surrounded by unhappy dogs.
- Castiel: They're chasing a rabbit around...
- Meg: Oh. Okay. He's at a dog track in Perth.
- Castiel: I'm surrounded by large, unhappy dogs.
- Meg: Yeah, they're unhappy 'cause the rabbit's fake.
- Castiel: You know, we weren't sure at first which monkeys were gonna make it. No offense, but I was backing the Neanderthals because their poetry was... just amazing. It's in perfect tune with the spheres. But in the end, it was you; the homo sapiens sapiens. You guys ate the apple, invented pants...
- Castiel: Outside today, in the garden, I followed a honeybee. I saw the route of flowers. It's all right there, the whole plan. There's nothing to add.
- Sam Winchester: You might want to add a little thorazine.
- Castiel: You know, those racing dogs were absolutely miserable. They can only think in ovals.
- Dean Winchester: Cass, don't make me pull this car over!
- Castiel: Garrison code dictates you take the keeper to the desert to learn the Word away from men.
- Dean Winchester: What kind of sense does that make? He has to tell us so that we can use it.
- Castiel: That's God and his shiny red apples.
- Kevin Tran: I can't live in the desert! I'm applying to Princeton!
- Castiel: My old Garrison. Looks like Hester's taken over. We were assigned to watch the earth. Often, it was boring. The wars were very boring and the sex - you know, the repetition.