DJ Qualls credited as playing...
Garth Fitzgerald IV
- Dean Winchester: Well, buddy... I gotta say, man, you, uh... you don't suck.
- Garth Fitzgerald IV: Thank you. That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me!
- Dean Winchester: Okay, you know what? I'm trying to save you from a really bad accident.
- Marsha Burrows: Are you threatening me?
- Dean Winchester: No. No, I-I'm pointing out a pattern. Why do people keep thinking I'm threatening them?
- Garth Fitzgerald IV: Because it sounded exactly like a threat, dude.
- Garth Fitzgerald IV: We find Sam, hopefully fix this, everybody's home in time for "America's Got Talent."
- [to Marsha]
- Garth Fitzgerald IV: You'll be living with a tri-racial paraplegic sniper until this all blows over, okay?
- Craig Burrows: Say, fellas, what's with the third degree?
- Dean Winchester: Oh, uh, no offense. We were just wondering if you got here by nefarious means.
- Dean Winchester: Whoa! Garth!
- Garth Fitzgerald IV: Oh. Uh, I-I didn't mean, of course, uh, corporate backstabbing. I'm sorry. I meant more like, uh, you know, black magic or hoodoo.
- Garth Fitzgerald IV: You Dean? Hmm. I thought you'd be taller.
- Dean Winchester: I assume Bobby filled you in on the road.
- Garth Fitzgerald IV: He told me two things. One, he's tangling with a major-league nest up in Oregon territory. Numero dos, he said you'd be all surly and premenstrual working with me.
- Marsha Burrows: I was having lunch with friends. This guy heard me bitching. Next thing I know, he's making me an offer.
- Dean Winchester: An offer?
- Marsha Burrows: Craig's job for my soul. I know. Hilarious. I mean, what have I got to lose?
- Garth Fitzgerald IV: Well, there's your soul.