Chris Colfer credited as playing...
Kurt Hummel
- Sebastian: What do you say we shake things up? I get you guys a couple of fake ID's and we head over to Scandal's in a Vest Limo.
- Blaine Anderson: Scandal's? That's the gay bar.
- Sebastian: The last time I was there, I met the man of my dreams on the dancefloor.
- Kurt Hummel: That's so sweet, and... Are you two still together?
- Sebastian: Sadly, no. We broke up about 20 minutes after we met.
- Kurt Hummel: [to Blaine] I'm just wondering, have you ever had the urge just to rip off each other's clothes and get dirty?
- Blaine Anderson: Uh, yeah, but that's why they invented masturbation.
- Kurt Hummel: Do you ever think we're playing it too safe by not granting our hands Visas to travel south of the Equator?
- Blaine Anderson: You were right. Our first time shouldn't be like that. I was drunk and I'm Sorry
- Kurt Hummel: Well it sure beats the last time you were drunk and made out with Rachel.
- [They both laugh at the memory]
- Kurt Hummel: We're young, so we got all the time in the world to get adventurous.
- Blaine Anderson: Don't you think now is the time to be adventurous? While we're still young.