Glenn Howerton credited as playing...
Dennis Reynolds
- Dennis Reynolds: [Seeing Jackie Denardo in person for the first time] Charlie, I might be in love with this woman. Not for the right reasons mind you.
- Dennis Reynolds: There's gonna be free drinks for everybody, so you know, you'll come, you'll party with us, and y-you bring your girlfriends too, you know. We don't want just the two of you! You gotta bring your girlfriends, that's a requirement.
- College Girl #2: Sounds like fun. Can our boyfriends come too?
- Dennis Reynolds: ...Your boyfriends?
- College Girl #1: Yeah, our boyfriends.
- Dennis Reynolds: Do you have boyfriends?... How did you not know that the reason I invited you back to my bar... was to bang you. Get outta here. Get the hell outta here!