Samantha Boscarino credited as playing...
Molly Garfunkel
- Kacey Simon, Molly Garfunkel, Grace King: [opening lines]
- [the Perfs are in the school cafeteria, practicing their dance routine and song for the talent show]
- Kacey Simon, Molly Garfunkel, Grace King: [singing in unison] Hey now/Hey now/ Everybody wanna be popular/Hey now/Hey now/everybody wanna be hot you know/La la la/Hey now/hey now/everybody wanna be popular/la la la/Hey now/hey now/hey now/ everybody wanna be hot you know
- Kacey Simon: [singing] Here's number -
- [hearing loud crunching in the background and it cuts her off mid-song]
- Kacey Simon: Cut! Cut! Cut!
- [walking over to Andy's table]
- Kacey Simon: Excuse me, why are you chomping on a carrot while we're trying to perform here?
- Andy Bartlet: [to Kacey, with his mouth full] Cause it's lunchtime, and this is the lunch my mommy made me.
- Kacey Simon: [smirking at Andy] When the most popular group in school is rehearsing, you should have the decency to sit there and eat in silence!
- [putting her hand out, stopping a student and grabs his yogurt]
- Andy Bartlet: Sorry, Kacey.
- Kacey Simon: [Kacey slams the yogurt on Andy's table] Try yogurt.
- [whispers]
- Kacey Simon: It's a quiet food.
- [Kacey smirks then walks back to the Perfs]
- Molly Garfunkel: [watching Andy and the students eating] I think people that each lunch, *during* lunch are ridic!
- Grace King: [agreeing with Molly] *Totes* ridic!
- Kacey Simon: [to Molly and Grace] Let's focus!
- [the Perfs walk back to their table]
- Kacey Simon: If we're going to win the talent show next week, our dance moves are going to have to be sharp. We'll need to be
- [singsong]
- Kacey Simon: perfect!
- Molly Garfunkel: Well, of *course* we're going to be perfect! *We're* The Perfs!
- Kacey Simon: [agreeing with Molly] That's true. We're The Perfs because we have...
- Kacey Simon, Molly Garfunkel, Grace King: [the Perfs put their fists in together]
- [in unison]
- Kacey Simon, Molly Garfunkel, Grace King: Perf Power!
- [Molly poses with her hand under her neck, Kacey poses with her hands above her head and Grace poses with both arms crossed in the form of an "X"]