James Rolfe credited as playing...
The Angry Video Game Nerd
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: [the Nerd destroyed the gold and gray NWC cartridges; he removes the reproduction from the NES and offers it] Here you go. You can have this one.
- Pat the NES Punk: Where's your Nintendo?
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: That's it. The Nintoaster.
- Pat the NES Punk: The what? Are you playing games or making breakfast? I am not going to turn these rare and expensive games into an english muffin!
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: Yeah, you're right. Like you said, these games shouldn't be played, let alone looked at.
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: What's the most rare NES game you have?
- Pat the NES Punk: Well, if you must know, I do happen to own a little game called the Nintendo World Championship cart.
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: You mean a reproduction, right?
- Pat the NES Punk: Oh, it's real!
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: Are you sure? It could be a fake. You never know.
- Pat the NES Punk: Pretty sure it's real.
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: Tell you what. If you come on over, I'll help authenticate it for you. I'll give it the Nerd's seal of approval.
- Pat the NES Punk: The Nerd's seal of approval? What is that? Does that mean you'll take a dump on it?
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: No. That would be the Nerd's seal of dissaproval.
- Pat the NES Punk: And what's this? More games underneath. Well, let's see what else we have in this treasure trove of games. Oh, yeah, great, we got Spot here. Oh, we got Hook. Arr. Oh, and here's a decent one, we got Legend of Zelda.
- [the gold colored cartridge is actually the gold Nintendo World Championships; Nerd stares at it agog; Pat takes a closer look at the cartridge, realizes what he's holding, and quickly puts it back in the box]
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: What was that game you just had?
- Pat the NES Punk: Oh, uh, that was just Legend of Zelda.
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: Legend of My Ass.
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: The gold one's a piece of crap. You don't want that. You know how they made them. They cut out the logo with cheap paper and they glued it on with glue.
- Pat the NES Punk: Yeah. Elmer's Glue.
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: Yeah, I bet Mr. Elmer glued it on himself... from his own goat.
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: Nintendo World Championships is poop on a pedastool! It's an overglorified Holy Shit Grail! Fuck it to Hell! Fuck it to High Heaven and Purgatory beyond existence!
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: Just to think, the NWC cartridges are so expensive, you could actually use that money and buy a real car!
- Pat the NES Punk: Sure, you can buy a car, but would it be... a racer as rad as this?
- Pat the NES Punk: My beloved M82 Demo Unit.
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: That thing's a piece of crap.
- Pat the NES Punk: What?
- Pat the NES Punk: [AVGN is pointing at the gold NWC cartridge; Pat slaps his hand away] No no no, don't touch it!
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: I wasn't touching, I was just pointing at it.
- Pat the NES Punk: Don't point, even!
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: Don't even point?
- Pat the NES Punk: It can't be played. Never.
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: Can I look at it?
- Pat the NES Punk: No.
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: Don't look at it.
- [Pat nods]