Seth MacFarlane credited as playing...
Stan Smith • Roger the Alien
- Stan Smith: You're too old to be playing with toys!
- Steve Smith: What? You're never too old to play! Using your imagination's a healthy way to escape reality for a spell.
- Stan Smith: No, that's what drugs and alcohol are for.
- Stan Smith: And by the way, father of the year here. This is how I wish I lost my virginity. Not to some coked-up airhead.
- Steve Smith: Didn't you lose your virginity to Mom?
- Stan Smith: Mm-hmm.
- Stan Smith: [Speaking to Steve] Now son, these Mexican callgirls have seen thousands of men. So when they tell you you're the best they've ever had, it's quite a compliment.