Willem Dafoe credited as playing...
Wolf Jackson
- Wolf Jackson: Recognize this puss?
- Beetlejuice: Never seen that chick before in my life. Or afterlife.
- Wolf Jackson: Wolf Jackson, Afterlife Crime Unit.
- Beetlejuice: Let me take a wild stab. Actor.
- Wolf Jackson: Not just any actor. I've done it all. For six movies and a reboot, I became Frank Hardballer. Doing my own stunts was non-negotiable. You know why?
- Jackson's Secretary: [handing him his coffee] Authenticity.
- Wolf Jackson: Correct. A vice cop doesn't get to a perp's door and then call for some hambone stuntman to break it down. Neither did I. You gotta keep it real.
- Beetlejuice: Looks like you got a little too real there, bud.
- Wolf Jackson: Who knew it was a live grenade? Your name came up on this case I'm investigating.
- [He shows him a picture of Delores and he freaks out]
- Wolf Jackson: Recognize this puss?
- Beetlejuice: Never seen that chick before in my life. Or afterlife.
- Wolf Jackson: Any idea why my suspect wrote your name in this schmo's goo?
- Beetlejuice: Uh... Hard to say, Wolf, but could be a super fan. You know, guys like you and me we drive the gals crazy.
- Wolf Jackson: She collected all her body parts. My hunch is she's out for revenge. And you seem to be numero uno on her hit list.
- Beetlejuice: Well, wouldn't be the first woman who wanted to kill me. And kinda hard to kill a dead guy.
- Wolf Jackson: This gal can. She's a soul sucker.
- Beetlejuice: Oh, yeah, you could say that again.
- Wolf Jackson: My advice, lay low. She gets her hands on you and your dead-dead. And there's no coming back from that, Mr Juice.
- Beetlejuice: Roger that.