Simon Helberg credited as playing...
Howard Wolowitz
- Mrs. Wolowitz: I don't know who you're talking to, but in or out! We don't need bugs!
- Howard Wolowitz: The bugs only come here, because YOU'RE THEIR QUEEN!
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: Good morning, handsome.
- Howard Wolowitz: Good morning, mom.
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: It's me!
- Howard Wolowitz: Yes, it is. And you're so pretty in the morning!
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: Your mom and I made you breakfast.
- Howard Wolowitz: Oh, wow. So, you guys are getting along?
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: Yeah... I guess. We're very different people, Howard. So communication's a little tricky.
- Mrs. Wolowitz: DOES HE LIKE THE PANCAKES?
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: HE DIDN'T TRY THEM, YET!
- Howard Wolowitz: Is there any butter?
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: It's butter flavored syrup.
- Mrs. Wolowitz: SO, WHAT'S THE WORD?
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: HE WANTS BUTTER!
- Mrs. Wolowitz: IT'S BUTTER FLAVORED SYRUP!
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: I JUST TOLD HIM THAT!
- Howard Wolowitz: Ma, do you mind if Bernadette stays here this weekend?
- Mrs. Wolowitz: Hey, if she's willing to give the milk away for free, who am I to say no?