Sarah Hyland credited as playing...
Haley Dunphy
- Claire Dunphy: Phil, where are you, honey? I need to talk to you. Do you know what our daughter did?
- Phil Dunphy: [trying to cover up Alex's stupor] Nothing. She's fine. She's reading.
- Claire Dunphy: No, not her. Haley. Haley, come over here. I want toA talk to you.
- Phil Dunphy: There she is! Not a scratch on her.
- Claire Dunphy: Do you have something you want to say to us?
- Haley Dunphy: Uh...
- Claire Dunphy: Mmm... let me help you out here. Fake IDs?
- Phil Dunphy: What?
- Claire Dunphy: Mm-hmm. Haley tried to get her and her friends some fake IDs.
- Haley Dunphy: I wasn't going to use them for drinking. We just wanted to get into this club to see a band.
- Claire Dunphy: She took a bunch of money from them, and then she lost it.
- Phil Dunphy: How much?
- Alex Dunphy: [slurring] $900.
- Claire Dunphy, Phil Dunphy: You're kidding me!/Oh my god!
- Haley Dunphy: It's not my fault! I gave the money to this guy. He's the one who ripped us off.
- Claire Dunphy: [to Luke] What happened to your face?
- Luke Dunphy: Oh. I ran into a door.
- Phil Dunphy: Yeah.
- Claire Dunphy: What happened to your face?
- Luke Dunphy: Dad hit me.
- Phil Dunphy: It was an accident. I was trying to open up a Band-Aid.
- Claire Dunphy: Phil!