Christopher Mintz-Plasse: Fishlegs

Dragons: Gift of the Night Fury

Fishlegs

Astrid Hofferson: Yak Nog! Get your Yak Nog! C'mon! Get a frothy delicious cup of cheer.
[Approaches other Viking teens]
Astrid Hofferson: Hey you guys. Try this tasty new beverage i made for the holidays.
Tuffnut: Eh, what's that smell? It's that you?
[Pushes Ruffnut's face]
Astrid Hofferson: It's Yak Nog!
[Pours the Yak Nog into the cup]
Tuffnut: [coughs, disgusted] If i drink that i'm gonna Yak Nog all over the place.
Astrid Hofferson: Maybe you'd rather taste a punch in the face?
[Ruffnut sniffs at the Yak Nog, disgusted]
Snotlout: Astrid, it sounds delightful! I'd love a mug.
[He forces to swallow it because it tastes really bad]
Snotlout: You could really taste the Yak.
Fishlegs: Mmm, yum! What is that?
Astrid Hofferson: Oh, you wanna try some? It's my new traditional drink.
[Snotlout appears in the background, shaking his head, which means "Don't!"]
Fishlegs: Oh, you know, um, i have suddenly in-uh inexplicably change, my mind.
Astrid Hofferson: Well, you don't know what you're missing. I bet Hiccup will love this.
Ruffnut: [to Snolout] Are you crying?

Fishlegs: I can't believe him!
Astrid Hofferson: You can't believe him? You kidnapped your dragon!
Fishlegs: But that makes it sounds so mean.
Tuffnut: [sifting through the pile of hay] Uh, guys?
Astrid Hofferson: He flew away the second he was unleashed!
Fishlegs: I'm 72% sure he wanted to stay...
Tuffnut: GUYS!
Fishlegs: [looking at what Tuffnut found] Whoa-ho-ho! Meatlug barfed up a pile of rocks!
Ruffnut: You're such an idiot. Those aren't rocks. Your dragon laid eggs.
Astrid Hofferson: Hey! I bet that's why the dragons left! To lay their eggs!
Fishlegs: But boy dragons don't lay eggs.
Ruffnut: Yeah, your boy dragon... is a girl dragon.
Fishlegs: Oh! That explains a few things.