Plot

Guillermo loses his mind trying to help Nandor plan the perfect vampire wedding.

Nandor prepares for the big day of his wedding with a little help from his friends: Guillermo, the Djinn, Nadja, the Guide, and the Baron. Marwa convinces her husband-to-be to use one of his wishes to bring back her dead parents, so they can be with her on her special day.—Gislef

At the residence, Nandor tells says that his marriage to Marwa is approaching, but there are people against it and his being happy. Guillermo insists that no one is against it, but Nandor insists that there is and tells his familiar to ask the Djinn if conspiracies abound. The Djinn asks if Nandor wishes to know about the conspiracies, but Nandor refuses to use more wishes. Instead of slumbering, Nandor lies in his coffin making lists of more ways to make his wedding perfect. Guillermo is so busy working for Nandor that he has trouble staying awake, and screams that he's losing his mind because of Nandor's wish for a perfect wedding.

Guillermo models wedding robes for Nandor, Marwa comes in to ask Nandor about the flower arrangements, and isn't happy with Nandor's choice of black and red rose. He tells Marwa that he'll have Guillermo look into it, and once she leaves Nandor complains to Guillermo that even his bride is trying to ruin his wedding. Guillermo says "Enough" and storms out, and Nandor goes after him. The familiar tells the vampire that no one is trying to sabotage his wedding, and Laszlo interrupts to ask Nandor if he invited Sean and Charmaine to the wedding. Nandor says that it's an all-vampire wedding, but gives in, and figures Laszlo is trying to undermines his wedding as well.

Irritated, Guillermo tells Nandor that he could just wish for the Djinn to make a perfect wedding, and that some of the things like roast dodo is impossible. Nandor doesn't see the problem, even though dodos are extinct, and tells Guillermo that he'll figure it out.

Nadja and the Guide are figuring out how expensive the drinks should be for the club. Nadja wants expensive drinks to attract rich humans. They hear a noise from Guillermo, and check the room he's in and discover that he tore the place apart in a tantrum. The Guide sympathizes, and Nadja says that they can help. They go over Nandor's wedding desires and the Guide says that they have a dodo in the Cabinet of Curiosities. Guillermo naps. Najda helps rather than have a stroke, because she needs him to run her club. The women tell Guillermo hat he can concentrate on getting the Baron to officiate at the wedding, so Guillermo can catch the dodo.

Nadja and the Guide go to the Baron's house and he's flattered that Nandor wants him to officiate, but says that it's not possible. He points out that his legs are missing can't bear anyone to see him. The women assure the Baron that he looks great, and Nadja says that she knows what the Baron needs: a makeover. They take him to a clothing shop to buy clothes and watch.

At the residence, Nandor tries on clothes for the Djinn. Marwa comes in and says that her parents aren't on the wedding list. He points out that they're long dead, but she still wants them there. Once she leaves, Nandor uses one of his wishes to bring the parents back from the dead for the weekend, and speak English. They arrive and immediately think Nandor is an idiot.

Guillermo is at a convenience store buying energy pills. Derek is there and the clerk, and Guillermo wonders why he doesn't take money from his victims. The new vampire says that he's a vampire, not a thief, and Guillermo gets a call from the flower people. When Derek admits that he's lonely, Guillermo invites him to the wedding.

The Guide and Nadja return to the residence and suggest that Nandor use more wishes, but he refuses to waste them. The Guide and Nandor get off-topic talking about Godzilla, until Nadja interrupts them and tells Nandor that if he wants impossible things, he's going to have to use his wishes. Nandor finally gives in and wishes the Baron to be restored to his unburnt original form. Nandor makes two more wishes and the Djinn tells him that he's used up all of his wishes, and a dodo walks by.

Later, Nandor is happy that his wedding is perfect, even if he had to use all his wishes.

On the wedding night, Nadja and the Guide hypnotize Sean and his wife Charmaine so they won't be freaked out by the vampires present, and they'll forget everything in the morning. Nandor thinks that all the guests are still conspiring against him, and Guillermo suggests that Nandor doesn't want the wedding to go off so he's projecting. Nandor admits that he's a little afraid, and Guillermo says that he'll be at Nandor's side. The vampire thanks Guillermo and tells him that he's a best man.

Sean and Charmaine talk to the other guests and still find out that their vampires. Guillermo introduces the Baron and he comes out with his new body as everyone applauds. Colin and the Doll Nadja are the ring boy and flower girl, and Marwa comes in on her father's arm. The Baron begins the ceremony, and asks if anyone can show just cause that they shouldn't be married. Marwa's mother objects, saying that the wedding isn't natural. Nadja objects that Nandor wants to marry Marwa and then sits down. There are lots of other objections.

One hour later, the guests are still making their objections. Nandor finally says that he's had enough, and they're all plotting against him. Marwa says that she'd had doubts as well, but realized that if it's what Nandor wants, it's what she wants.

After the ceremony concludes, everyone parties at the reception. Nandor asks Marwa when the moment came over, and pinpoints when it happened. Laszlo and Nadja both admire the Baron, and Laszlo goes up to admire the Baron. The Baron tells him to meet him in the coatroom in five minutes, and Laszlo agrees. The Baron then asks Nandor if he'll make Marwa a vampire, and Nandor says that they'll see him.

Sean is chatting with the Wraiths, who are enjoying roast dodo. Derek and the Guide hug, and Marwa comes over to thank Guillermo for the wonderful job he did on the wedding. She kisses him on the cheek repeatedly.

The Djinn gives Nandor a small djinn lamp that has three more wishes. Laszlo and Nadja play one of their songs while everyone dances. Nandor finds Colin drawing a penis on the sleeping Guillermo's forehead and shoos the boy away, then covers Guillermo over with a coat and tells him to go back to sleep.

The Djinn tells the film crew that Nandor has wasted a lot of wishes, including a cardboard cutout of the player Nandor always wanted to play one-on-one with.

The next morning, Charmaine is out jogging with her friends and finds Sean in a park, his pants gone. Neither one of them remembers what happened the previous night, and they suspect drugs and/or drink was involved.