- Andy Bernard: Didn't mean to bother you, Mabel. Mabel, Mabel, if you're able, keep your elbows off the table.
- Ryan Howard: I'd like to make a toast: to the troops.
- [everyone raises their glasses]
- Ryan Howard: *All* the troops. Both sides.
- Party guest: That's weird.
- Jim Halpert: There's this thing that people tend to do with billboards. How do I put this? If there's an opportunity for a graffiti artist to work in a... phallic shape, interacting with the artwork, it'll happen, and Andy gave them that opportunity.
- Andy Bernard: You don't need a reason to throw a garden party any more than you need a reason to throw a birthday party.
- Dwight Schrute: My first love is beet farming, but it's a young man's game. Who ever heard of an old beet farmer?
- Robert California: But the boss is irrelevant. Andy and I produce nothing. We do nothing. We sit in our offices and demand, "I want this and that, right now," like petulant children. You know the difference between a crying baby and a manager? One day, the baby will grow up.
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