Kunal Nayyar credited as playing...
Raj Koothrappali
- Raj Koothrappali: [Looking at a crucifix in a Catholic church] None of our gods have abs like that.
- Howard Wolowitz: Yup... that's the last Jew who did sit-ups. And look where it got him.
- Raj Koothrappali: [Raj is sitting on the floor, drunk, with a 6 pack, half drunk] Hey, look who decided to show up.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Raj, what are you doing?
- Raj Koothrappali: I couldn't find you guys, so I bought 6 new friends. 3, sadly, are dead.
- Mary Cooper: So, Raj, what pain are you trying to cover up with alcohol?
- Raj Koothrappali: [smiling] Nothing, I'm fine!
- Mary Cooper: Are you?
- Raj Koothrappali: [starts crying] No!