Courtney Ford credited as playing...
Alice
- Leonard Hofstadter: [after Alice writes down her number in his palm] Sorry, my palm is a little sweaty. What's that word?
- Alice: Alice.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Oh, right! Your name. That makes more sense than "penis".
- Alice: Are you getting this "Next Men"?
- Leonard Hofstadter: Uh, yeah, it's issue number 21, first appearance of Hellboy.
- Alice: I know. I've been looking for it for years.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Sorry.
- Alice: Hey, if I pretended to hit on you, could it distract you enough to sneak it away?
- Leonard Hofstadter: Yes, but you'd be using your superpowers for evil.
- Alice: Damn. I'm forbidden by my Kryptonian father to do so.
- Leonard Hofstadter: [breaking off from kissing] Dammit. I can't. I can't, I can't do this.
- Alice: Uh, is it my tongue stud? 'Cause if that freaks you out you're in for a real surprise later on.