Jack Gleeson credited as playing...
Joffrey Baratheon
- Joffrey Baratheon: You're the master of whisperers, you're supposed to know everything!
- Lord Varys: No man can be in all rooms at all times. I have many little birds in the North, my lord, but I haven't heard their songs since Theon Greyjoy captured Winterfell.
- Joffrey Baratheon: The Stark forces are distracted. Now is the time to strike.
- Tyrion Lannister: To strike? My dear nephew, you do see these men preparing the walls for siege? You do understand Stannis Baratheon sails this way?
- Joffrey Baratheon: If my uncle Stannis lands on the shores of King's Landing, I'll ride out to greet him.
- Tyrion Lannister: A brave choice, Your Grace. I'm sure your men will line up behind you.
- Joffrey Baratheon: They say Stannis never smiles.
- [Joffrey briefly unsheathes his dagger]
- Joffrey Baratheon: I'll give him a red smile. From ear to ear.
- [Joffrey walks away]
- Tyrion Lannister: Imagine Stannis' terror.
- Lord Varys: I am trying.