Aubrey Plaza credited as playing...
April Ludgate
- Bank teller: [counting out money] Eight hundred, nine hundred, one thousand.
- April Ludgate: And how much is left in the bank account?
- Bank teller: Eighteen dollars and four cents.
- Andy Dwyer: Woah, still a lot left over.
- April Ludgate: Okay. You wanted to hold a thousand dollars cash in your hands...
- [hands money to Andy and snaps fingers]
- Andy Dwyer: ...That's super disappointing.
- Bank teller: [counting out singles] ... Nine hundred ninety eight, nine hundred ninety night, one thousand.
- Andy Dwyer: Yes! Now *this* is what I imagined!
- [laughs]
- Andy Dwyer: Have you ever seen this much cash in your entire *life*?
- Bank teller: I just handed it to you.
- Andy Dwyer: Nickels. I want nickles. A billion nickles!
- April Ludgate: No, Andy...