Kevin Hart credited as playing...
George
- George Beard: When I snap my fingers, you will obey our every command.
- George Beard, Harold Hutchins: You are now the greatest superhero of all time, the amazing Captain Underpants!
- Mr. Krupp: [as Captain Underpants] Tra-La-Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
- George Beard: Your problem isn't that people laugh at you. Your problem is that you can't laugh at yourself.
- Professor Poopypants: Oh, really, Oprah? Is that my problem?
- George Beard: [Regarding the automatic door in Mr. Krupp's office] Wow! That is an expensive door.
- Mr. Krupp: I had to cancel the arts and music program. I think I made the right choice.
- Mr. Krupp: This mornings school-sign is supposed to read "Sewage plant field trips are today", so can either of you explain why it now reads...
- [pulls down curtain]
- Mr. Krupp: "COME SEE MY HAIRY ARMPITS"? I know you two are responsible!
- George Beard: How, how do you know, do you have any proof?
- Mr. Krupp: Ever since you've attended this elementary school you've been responsible for one prank after another.
- [montage of pranks plays]
- George Beard: ...Wow, that's a lot of pranks.
- Harold Hutchins: When it's cut together like that, you really get a sense of the scope.
- George Beard: Some of those must have been really hard to pull off.
- Harold Hutchins: Like that tiger!
- George Beard: Yeah, that tiger was crazy.
- Mr. Krupp: [screaming] Aaaaaahh!
- Harold Hutchins: Separate classes lead to separate lives, which inevitably leads to robots.
- George Beard: Wait, what? Why are there robots at the mall?
- Harold Hutchins: Cuz it's the future. The future always has robots.
- George Beard: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Why are the robots shooting other robots? Aren't they supposed to be friends?
- Harold Hutchins: I don't know! I'm the artist, you're the writer! That's why we need each other!
- George Beard: Euww! They like each other!
- Harold Hutchins: No, George: I think it's much worse: they 'like, like' each other.
- George Beard: What ya'd talking about? Girls don't 'like, like' adults.
- Harold Hutchins: Well, you probably haven't seen: your parents are married; but in my studies, 'like, liking' seems to end in marriage.
- George Beard: Oh.