Jesse Tyler Ferguson credited as playing...
Mitchell Pritchett
- Phil Dunphy: Okay, who's gonna get the tree?
- Mitchell Pritchett: Oh! I will, I will. Because, you know, get the wrong kind, people get upset.
- Claire Dunphy: You get upset.
- Mitchell Pritchett: I'm people.
- Alex Dunphy: My mom tells me it's "Xmas" in a text?
- Mitchell Pritchett: Yeah, well, my mother canceled in a voicemail and told me she had a boyfriend in a newsletter, so... join the team. Put some clothes on, we're getting a tree.
- Mitchell Pritchett: How come we never go shopping together?
- Alex Dunphy: Because I hate shopping.
- Mitchell Pritchett: I do too!