Robert T. Bogue credited as playing...
Steve Haines
- Dave Norton: You feel that? The water getting warmer.
- Michael De Santa: Did you wet your pants, Davey?
- Steve Haines: This is a cooling tunnel. Of course it's getting warmer. No one urinated.
- Michael De Santa: Uh, I know for a fact that ain't true.
- Steve Haines: The problem with this job is I only get to know the criminals who are dumb enough to get themselves caught.
- Michael De Santa: Only I didn't get myself caught. Remember? I turned myself in.
- Steve Haines: That makes you doubly dumb.
- United Paper Man: Detain this man!
- Steve Haines: Fuck you! I should detain you! I just took a bullet for my country!
- Michael De Santa: Alright... the fuck is this bullshit? We handled your little immigration problem or whatever the fuck it was. We're straight.
- Steve Haines: Oh absolutely... yeah, yeah. You killed people, you tortured people, committed a litany of other crimes... Oh we're so straight you and me, we're arrows.
- Michael De Santa: Davey, can't you do anything about this fucking turd?
- Steve Haines: [sarcastically] Yeah, Dave, what can you do about me?
- Steve Haines: [confronting Franklin out of nowhere] Whoa. What's up, playa?
- Dave Norton: Hello, Franklin.
- Franklin: Man, I don't know y'all. We done.
- Steve Haines: Hey, we ain't done yet, homie. Not yet.
- Dave Norton: Nearly.
- Franklin: Man, what the fuck do y'all want me to do? Kill the president? Fuck his wife or something? Or invade some fucking country?
- Steve Haines: No, no, something more sensible.
- Dave Norton: Something that's got to be done.
- Steve Haines: Hey. When the timing's right, you're gonna take old Trevor and put him out to pasture, homie.
- Dave Norton: See, Michael will be sensible. But Trevor. Trevor won't be.
- Steve Haines: Trevor is a liability that none of us can afford.
- Franklin: Man, Trevor saved you. He saved all y'all asses.
- Dave Norton: And it's unfortunate.
- Steve Haines: Hey, when we give you the word, you're gonna do this thing.
- Franklin: Get Michael to do it. Me and Trevor cool, dog.
- Dave Norton: Michael can't do it. Trevor won't let him near.
- Steve Haines: That's why it's up to you, homie.
- Steve Haines: [about Devin] That guy gets more tail than a... than a tail-catcher.
- Trevor Philips: I'll have to fucking remember that one.
- Michael De Santa: It feels like I'm giving a colonoscopy to the Statue of Happiness.
- Steve Haines: Nice change from being up Trevor Phillips' ass all day.
- United Paper Man: Put your weapon down!
- Steve Haines: Fuck you. We know you Agency boys are balls-deep in a plot to drive up your funding by any means necessary.
- Trevor Philips: [answers phone] Who the fuck is this?
- Steve Haines: The guy keeping you out of the gas chamber. Townley's on the way. We need to talk face to face. Warehouse off Dutch London in Banning.
- Trevor Philips: Oh, we can do more than talk, my friend.