Joel Rooks credited as playing...
Solomon Richards
- Solomon Richards: They say never work with children or animals. Well, I wanna add to that list: never work with actors or directors.
- Solomon Richards: [about his new movie] Set in Liberty City. Meltdown! It's all being shot on green screen right out back. We take a look at the financial crisis, and then we boil it all down to a really simplistic battle between two yuppies, with lots of training montages.
- Michael De Santa: I just watched Devin Weston's legal counsel get juiced in a jet engine.
- Solomon Richards: Oh that Molly woman? Oh lord, that's horrible.
- Michael De Santa: You have no idea. She panicked, went crazy and ran into it, but I saved the print so we still got our movie.
- Solomon Richards: You believed that analog thing? It's all digital. We have back-ups everywhere. I mean we're shooting on greenscreen.
- Michael De Santa: Well you could've told me!
- Solomon Richards: I'm sorry, I thought you knew.
- Solomon Richards: Anton, my boy, you're an artist. I know that. And this story is the best kind of art! a simplistic, cliche-ridden pile of dross that you will turn into magic. Get a grip. I love ya.
- Solomon Richards: Michael! They're fucking us! The suits! And they don't even wear suits! Wolves in turd's clothing!