Danny McBride credited as playing...
Duane Earl
- Duane Earl: Next caller! Inseminate me! No, no, no. That's wrong. Speaketh to me.
- Mike: Uhh... Hey there, Duane. My name's Mike, a big fan, big fan.
- Duane Earl: I do not care about no-names, boy. You stick your business and I'll do the pontificating, sir.
- Duane Earl: Be good, cook until it hurts and fight artificial insemination as it is unnatural and blasphemy! Until next time, I'm Duane Earl and you are not.
- Duane Earl: Look for behavioral signs such as incessant mooing but most of all, she will exhibit more vigorous interaction with other females - puttin' her chin on the rump of another cow...
- Caller: [panting] Uh huh. Oh yeah! Yeah keep goin'. Tell me about that dirty heffer.
- Duane Earl: God dammit...