Yvette Nicole Brown credited as playing...
Shirley Bennett
- Abed Nadir: Britta.
- Britta Perry: [gasps] Is this about regionals?
- Abed Nadir: I just talked to Cory, and he needs you to be the mouse king instead of me.
- Britta Perry: Me? But I'm supposed to be a mute tree.
- Abed Nadir: It's an emergency.
- Britta Perry: Hmm?
- Abed Nadir: This will help us get to regionals!
- Britta Perry: I knew it! Wait, what are the lyrics?
- Abed Nadir: They're in your heart, Britta.
- Britta Perry: Right. Duh doy!
- Annie Edison, Troy Barnes, Jeff Winger, Pierce Hawthorne, Shirley Bennett: [singing in unison] we are everyone, and we are everything
- Britta Perry: [Britta comes out on stage singing poorly] Christmas time!
- Cory Radison: What the...?
- Dean Pelton: Oh, Britta's in this?
- Britta Perry: [stomping her feet off-time] I got a Christmas time for me / I got a Christmas time for a tree
- Cory Radison: No! She's ruining it!
- Britta Perry: Christmas / Christmas time / me so Christmas, me so merry
- Cory Radison: [charges the stage] No, stop, stop, stop, stop! What are you doing? Get off the stage!
- Britta Perry: [speaking] I'm singing my heart's song.
- Cory Radison: Get off the stage, and never sing again! You are the worst!
- Jeff Winger: Hey!
- Troy Barnes: You do not get to call Britta "the worst!"
- Audience: Yeah! Let her finish!
- Dean Pelton: Mr. Radison, I think it's fine. I know Greendale is an all-inclusive school. Why don't we let Britta sing her awkward song?
- Audience: Yeah!
- [cheering]
- Annie Edison: Wow. They found a way to make the human being even creepier. Covering him in icicles.
- Shirley Bennett: I think it's festive.
- Jeff Winger: Yeah, my favorite Christmas tradition is trimming the hellraiser.
- Troy Barnes: This guy's like human froyo.
- Cory Radison: Look, when the last glee club died in that bus crash, you guys stepped up. And you were the best gosh darn emergency substitutes I've ever worked with.
- Shirley Bennett: Aw!
- Cory Radison: Well, this time... I'm not gonna kid you. I won't be easy.
- Dean Pelton: Oh.
- Cory Radison: Your best... won't be good enough. And ten times your best will be so bad, I will yell at you. But I promise, if we dig down...
- Jeff Winger: Pass.
- Troy Barnes, Shirley Bennett, Annie Edison, Pierce Hawthorne, Britta Perry, Abed Nadir: [in unison] Yeah.
- Cory Radison: Okay.
- Abed Nadir: Guys, I found something we can watch together for Christmas this year. The long-lost 1981 Inspector Spacetime Holiday Special. Run time two and half hours and so critically reviled that after it aired, the creator has his knighthood revoked.
- Troy Barnes: That sounds terrible. I want to watch it twice, but I'm spending Christmas with my relatives. Or rather, I'm spending the day with my relatives while they refuse to acknowledge Christmas.
- Shirley Bennett: You Jehovah's Witnesses... so severe.