Sarah Hyland credited as playing...
Haley Dunphy
- Haley Dunphy: Why do I even need to learn Spanish? I live in California. I'm never gonna use it.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: That's the problem with Americans! They expect all of us to know their language, but they don't even make the effort to learn ours!
- Walt Kleezak: Win a war sometime; then we'll start talking like you.