Millions Irrationally Feared Dead in Minor Train Accident
- Episode aired Jul 13, 2011
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After a small train derailment in Delaware, Americans all across the nation are senselessly fearing for their loved ones' lives.After a small train derailment in Delaware, Americans all across the nation are senselessly fearing for their loved ones' lives.After a small train derailment in Delaware, Americans all across the nation are senselessly fearing for their loved ones' lives.