Stanley Tucci credited as playing...
Joshua Joyce
- [Bumblebee knocks down Stinger]
- Joshua Joyce: [looks at Shane] What did you touch?
- Bumblebee: [through radio] "I told you homeboy! You can't touch this!"
- Joshua Joyce: [to Cade] I may have started the apocalypse, but you brought your family. And that's, you know, terrible parenting.
- Cade Yeager: I'm about one second away from knocking you out, taking the bomb and just leaving you here.
- Joshua Joyce: Do me the favour, please?
- Joshua Joyce: I can't believe I'm putting my life in your hands.
- Cade Yeager: You want the alien gun? Take it!
- Joshua Joyce: No, I don't want the alien gun.
- Joshua Joyce: What we do here is science. Because if we don't do it, somebody else will. Because you cannot stop technology.
- Optimus Prime: We are NOT your technology!
- [Su takes out a couple of goons]
- Joshua Joyce: How'd you do that?
- Su Yueming: Police academy, before my MBA.
- Joshua Joyce: I love you.
- Joshua Joyce: Threatening a professional CIA killer. Possibly not my finest hour. I'd like to have that one back.
- Darcy Tirrel: Killer? I thought they were your friends!
- Joshua Joyce: No. Not friends. Business. They gave me this bomb.
- Su Yueming: Bomb? Is there a bomb in the bag?
- Darcy Tirrel: Yes, there's a bomb in the bag.
- Su Yueming: Shit!
- Joshua Joyce: We got a real dilemma here, okay. I created incredible robots, it's all designed to kick that fat Transformer's ass! So, really, this is a no-win situation. It's over.
- Hound: [flicks his cigar at Joyce] That was mean.
- Joshua Joyce: HEY!
- Cade Yeager: [to Joshua] Hey, big shot. Your company's in serious trouble.
- Joshua Joyce: You better have a damn good lawyer.
- Cade Yeager: Really? Well, you better have a great one 'cause you're about to be responsible for the annihilation of a city! Now, you listen to me: your tech has been hacked, your prototypes are infected, and now Galvatron is after that Seed! Look, I know you have a conscience because you're an inventor, like me. Do not let Galvatron anywhere near that Seed!
- Joshua Joyce: I control Galvatron. I created him.
- Cade Yeager: Deep down, I know you know. Your prototype's been controlling you.
- Joshua Joyce: [sarcastically] Well, this is a great place to hide, a big glass box! Nobody will find us here.
- [kicks a wall]
- Optimus Prime: The world will know what you did here!
- Joshua Joyce: The world? The world will approve! We can make you now. Don't you get it? We don't need you anymore.
- [after the Dinobots come into Hong Kong]
- Joshua Joyce: Good job!
- Optimus Prime: YOU!
- Joshua Joyce: Who?
- Cade Yeager: [grabs Joyce] YOU!
- Optimus Prime: Step forward! Your science will be held accountable for humanity's extinction!
- Joshua Joyce: Okay, I get it with the whole socio-biological ethics thing...
- Cade Yeager: There are some things that shouldn't be invented.
- [Grimlock roars at Joyce]
- Tessa Yeager: We can't go home, Dad. They blew it up.
- Joshua Joyce: I believe I can help you with that.
- [Cade embraces him in a hug]
- Joshua Joyce: [laughs] I can't... This is really happening. A man, me, who is worth over 20 billion dollars is now being chased by CIA assassins. That's the truth. And in the middle of a robot uprising. And I'm carrying what is, in essence, a tactical nuke. And the great thing is I... The great thing is that I'm, I'm barely feeling any jetlag!
- Hound: [throws a grenade at Cade] Pull the pin, I'm dyin' out here!
- [Cade pulls the grenade]
- Joshua Joyce: IT's LIVE! IT's LIVE!
- Cade Yeager: What do you want me to do?
- Joshua Joyce: THROW IT!
- Hound: Give, give, give!
- [Cade hurls it at Hound who tosses it at some Decepticons]
- Joshua Joyce: [on Galvatron] Simple coding.
- Joshua Joyce: [Yelling] ALGORITHIMS! MATH! Why can't we make what we wanna make the way we wanna make it? Why?