Peter Capaldi credited as playing...
Malcolm Tucker
- Malcolm Tucker: It's time for you to step up Ollie. What's that film that you love?
- Oliver Reeder: What film?
- Malcolm Tucker: The one about the fucking hairdresser, the space hairdresser and the cowboy. The guy, he's got a tin foil pal and a pedal bin. His father's a robot and he's fucking fucked his sister. Lego! They're all made of fucking Lego.
- Oliver Reeder: Star Wars?
- Malcolm Tucker: That's the one, right. It's like that, okay? Where you fucking kill all the bad guys, and you'll be able to blow up the big...
- Oliver Reeder: Death Star.
- Malcolm Tucker: The Death Star thing. Then you can go and live happily ever after on the planet of the teddy bears.
- Oliver Reeder: They're Ewoks, they're Ewoks. It's a fantastic analogy, well done.
- Malcolm Tucker: She's going to have to fall on her sword. Which means that we have to stick one in the ground, trip her onto it and get someone to jump up and down on her back for ten minutes.
- Malcolm Tucker: Reshuffle: don't send Ben to the back-benches, he'll just wank and eat Pringles. Leather seats are invitation to men like him.
- Ben Swain: Malcolm, could I have a couple of words please?
- Malcolm Tucker: Political lightweight? Making up the numbers? Sorry that's four, isn't it?