A.J. Cook credited as playing...
Jennifer Jareau
- David Rossi: I can't imagine why not. We're only asking for fifty thousand bucks of taxpayer money so that FBI agents can play Texas Hold 'Em.
- Emily Prentiss: Hey, what about you?
- David Rossi: What about me what?
- Emily Prentiss: You could stake us the buy-in.
- Dr. Spencer Reid: Yeah, you're a best-selling author.
- David Rossi: No!
- Emily Prentiss: Why not?
- David Rossi: One, it's against regulations, and I'd like to hold onto this job for a little while longer.
- Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: It's a minor administrative violation.
- David Rossi: And two, I prefer to spend my money on actual things, like single-malt Scotch, a fine cigar, beautiful artwork.
- Emily Prentiss: Poker chips are things.
- Dr. Spencer Reid: Maybe just think of it as, like, a new experience. I mean, at your age, how often does that happen?
- David Rossi: At my WHAT?
- Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: Rossi, this may be our only chance to get this guy.
- David Rossi: All right, fine. I'm a decent poker player, but I can't promise that I can stay in the game long enough to...
- Emily Prentiss: You know what? I bet you're a great poker player, but what if we sent in Reid?
- Dr. Spencer Reid: I am banned from casinos in Las Vegas, Laughlin, and Pahrump because of my card-counting ability.
- David Rossi: Look, I know I'm not a genius like the boy wonder here, but poker is not blackjack. It's about bluffing, reading human nature, head games. It's not math.
- Dr. Spencer Reid: That's not entirely accurate. There actually is a mathematical equation for knowing when to raise and when to fold. If "P" represents the size of the pot at the time of play, then P x N - 1, with "N" representing the estimated number of players at the final round of betting...
- David Rossi: Okay, fine. I surrender. Just try not to lose all of my money?
- Penelope Garcia: [picks up a phone] If this is a sales call on a Sunday morning...
- Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: Settle. It's me, JJ. I tried your cell. Listen, something's come up. You need to get down to the office pronto.
- Penelope Garcia: Oh, you are kidding.
- Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: I know. I wish psychopathic killers would be a little more respectful of our weekends, too, but what are you gonna do? Is everything okay?
- Penelope Garcia: No. Kevin and I got in a fight last night, and to self-soothe, I drank a lot of wine, and, JJ, you know I can't drink wine. Why did I drink so much wine?
- Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: You'll be fine.
- Penelope Garcia: No, I don't know. 'Cause right now, everything is blurring. Oh, my God. My hair hurts. How is that possible? He's coming out of the shower. I hate confrontation. It was such a fight. I hate confrontation.
- Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: Then don't confront. Just kiss, make up, and get your butt over here.
- Penelope Garcia: [ding-dong] What is this, Grand Central Station?
- [knock, knock]
- Penelope Garcia: Oh, God.
- [opens the door to find...]
- Penelope Garcia: Kevin.
- Kevin Lynch: I am so sorry about last night. I should not have stormed out like that.
- Penelope Garcia: You stormed out?
- Kevin Lynch: Yeah.
- Penelope Garcia: You stormed out all last night?
- Kevin Lynch: Yeah. What's...
- [Garcia closes the door and sees Morgan]
- Derek Morgan: Hey. You see we gotta go in, right?
- Penelope Garcia: Yes. Yes. JJ just called me, too. Let's go. My things. This is mine and this is mine and this is yours. This is mine. See you there.
- [opens the door, to Kevin]
- Penelope Garcia: Hey, let's go.
- Penelope Garcia: [Rushes in late] Sorry, sorry
- [meeting goes on]
- Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: [whispers] How's the head?
- Penelope Garcia: [whispers back] Not all the aspirins in all the pharmacies...