Glenn Howerton credited as playing...
Dennis Reynolds
- Dennis Reynolds: Oh, Dee... Oh! Snyder?
- Dee Reynolds: Mm-hmm.
- Dennis Reynolds: He's clearly using you. Or you're using him to further your nonexistent career.
- Dee Reynolds: I am not using him.
- Dennis Reynolds: Oh, you're not using him?
- Dee Reynolds: Nope.
- Dennis Reynolds: Oh, good, good, good, good. So, you like him?
- Dee Reynolds: Mm-hmm.
- Dennis Reynolds: Find him attractive?
- Dee Reynolds: Absolutely.
- Dennis Reynolds: Describe the ways in which you find him attractive.
- Dee Reynolds: [scoffs] He's got... he's got all of his skin still.
- Dennis Reynolds: Well, I would hope so.
- Dee Reynolds: And that he has plenty of... teeth... to get...
- Dennis Reynolds: But not all of them?
- Dee Reynolds: No, not all of them.
- Dee Reynolds: [performing on stage] So I finally broke down and I took a shower the other day. The stink flipped around and now my soap smells like dirty vag.
- [audience laughter]
- Mac: She said "vagina." A woman said "vagina."
- Frank Reynolds: That's what makes it funny!
- Dennis Reynolds: Tasteless.
- Dee Reynolds: [robot voice] Vagina, vagina. Vagina, vagina.
- [makes fart noises]
- Dennis Reynolds: And the sound effects out of absolutely nowhere, no setup.