Goh Nakamura
Yea-Ming
Mike
Rachel
Erika
Self
The Beast
Amy
Cindy
Moustache
Banana Man
Radio DJ
Doctor
Festival Programmer
Relatrix Guy
Relatrix Fan
Goh Fan at Party
Danny Turner
Sarah
Cesar
Bartender
Sheriff
Landlord
Impersonator #1
Impersonator #2
Impersonator #3
Goh's Agent (voice)
Party Guest
Nurse
Biker
Club Patron (as Lindsey Burnett)
Party Guest (as Nathan Turner)
Patient
Talkative Party Guest
Club Patron
Moviegoer
Moustache's Girl