Kat Dennings credited as playing...
Max Black
- Oleg: [rings a bell] Pick up chicken breasts. The way I know you want it: with the bone in.
- Caroline Channing: [picks up the food and carries it over] We should really hold a seminar about sexual harassment in the workplace.
- Max Black: Why? He's already so good at it.
- Caroline Channing: I'm serious! How he'd like it if we did that to him every time we ordered.
- Max Black: Well, let's find out.
- [walks over to Oleg]
- Max Black: Ordering.
- [she rings the little bell]
- Max Black: One pastrami. Can you do me a favor dollface? Make it so big and thick, you can't get your mouth around it. Can you do that sweetheart?
- Caroline Channing: [chiming in] Yes, and two matzo ball soups. Hold the balls. Wait, I'll hold the balls. You just sit there and look pretty. And a cream of... No, can't. Just grossed myself out.
- Oleg: When is it gonna get dirty?
- Caroline Channing: I can't believe she would actually consider asking us to be prostitutes.
- Max Black: I know. I mean, me, I get, but you, I don't see it. You heard the guy, I look like I could "take a lot."
- Caroline Channing: Max, it's not funny. Isn't it bad enough I may have gotten herpes from her Chanel gloss?
- Max Black: Of course we're not gonna do it, but come on, you'd be a terrible hooker.
- Caroline Channing: Thank you, I would be a terrible hooker. I have a heart, and soul, and dreams, and wanna fall in love and have a family.
- Max Black: Oh, just say it, you're bad in bed.
- Caroline Channing: [Referring to Sophie] Oh, my God, she's a hooker. I've been using a hooker's lip gloss.
- Max Black: She's not a hooker.
- Caroline Channing: Oh, good.
- Max Black: She's too old, she's a madam. You've been using an old hooker's lip gloss.