Jack Gleeson credited as playing...
Joffrey Baratheon
- Joffrey Baratheon: Everyone is mine to torment! You'd do well to remember that, you little monster.
- Tyrion Lannister: Oh, "monster". Perhaps you should speak to me more softly then. Monsters are dangerous and, just now, kings are dying like flies.
- Joffrey Baratheon: I am the king! I will punish you!
- Tywin Lannister: Any man who must say, "I am the king" is no true king. I'll make sure you understand that when I've won your war for you.
- Joffrey Baratheon: My father won the real war. He killed Prince Rhaegar. He took the crown while you hid under Casterly Rock!
- [There is a long, tense silence, as the council wait to see how Tywin will respond to such a shocking insult; Tyrion watches eagerly to see which of the two relatives he despises the most will win. After he takes a second to contemplate his words to his grandfather, even Joffrey shows muted terror. But although Tywin's gaze never leaves Joffrey, he remains completely calm, and continues to betray no emotion]
- Tywin Lannister: The king is tired. See him to his chambers.
- Cersei Lannister: Come along.
- Joffrey Baratheon: I'm not tired.
- Cersei Lannister: We have so much to celebrate. A wedding to plan. You must rest.
- Tywin Lannister: Grand Maester, perhaps some essence of nightshade to help him sleep
- Joffrey Baratheon: I'm not... TIRED!