Kirk Fox credited as playing...
Blade
- Jeff Winger: Your parents named you Blade?
- Blade: Apparently.
- Jeff Winger: Well, you seem okay with it.
- Blade: Not much to do about it.
- Jeff Winger, Shirley Bennett: You could change it.
- Blade: To what? Templeton Ferrari III? Won't change how mustard tastes. I'll be right back.
- Shirley Bennett: Huh. Won't change how mustard tastes. I get it. I see the appeal. He's relaxed, he's cool. N-not as cool as you.
- Jeff Winger: And you don't know anything about carpentry.
- Blade: Nope.
- Jeff Winger: Or aquariums, freshwater or saltwater. Do you have a big weiner?
- Blade: Nope.
- Jeff Winger: I don't get it, Blade! What's your secret? Why do I wanna impress you? Are you dumb or smart? Are you a loser or winner? Or are you just a human mirror? Do we all see what we wanna see in you?
- Blade: A magician never reveals, right?
- Jeff Winger: Right. Later.
- Blade: Okay. You dropped over 300 bucks on my booth, so I'll tell ya. You wanna know my secret?
- Jeff Winger: Yes. Yes, I do.