The Middle (TV Series)

The Paper Route (2012)

Patricia Heaton: Frankie Heck

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• Sue Heck : Well, you know how I had an overbite-crossbite? Seems they overcorrected, and now I have an underbite-overbite.

  Frankie Heck : Is that even a thing?

  Sue Heck : The doctor says it's unprecedented. I'm devastated. This is a catastrophe.

  [throws self on couch] 

  Sue Heck : Ow. Ow. Ow. I can't even hurl myself!

• Frankie Heck : Shouldn't Brick be doing that?

  Mike Heck : He's sick.

  Frankie Heck : Really? Two days on the job and he's suddenly sick?

  Mike Heck : No, he is. He threw up.

  Frankie Heck : Ugh. Was it hard to clean up?

  Mike Heck : You let me know.

• Frankie Heck : But we don't just hoard our own separate batteries. We have a place for batteries - the junk drawer.

  Mike Heck : Yeah. The house batteries go in the junk drawer.

  Frankie Heck : But there are never any house batteries in the junk drawer.

  Mike Heck : Exactly. I know how this place works. Open a pack of batteries, it's like throwing a loaf of bread to pigeons.

• Frankie Heck : Feeling better, honey?

  Sue Heck : Yeah. The ball deflected off my headgear, so it only got my forehead. How lucky am I to have headgear, huh?