- Danny 'Danno' Williams: This guy better have some underwear under that loincloth.
- Chin Ho Kelly: Hawaiians call it an amalo.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: I call it an invitation to chafing.
- Steve McGarrett: Don't you want Grace to know you're happy? You're her Daddy.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Hey. I am happy.
- Steve McGarrett: You're never happy.
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: I'm happy when I'm not around you.
- Steve McGarrett: That's a lie, too. You love me.
- Duke Lukela: [Referring to Steve] What's he doing?
- Danny 'Danno' Williams: Undoubtedly, something insane.