Sofía Vergara credited as playing...
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: If you have a problem with the way Manny's being raised, you talk to me!
- Jay Pritchett: I am.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: [storming out] I don't wanna hear it!
- Jay Pritchett: Gloria, you and Manny do enough together. Let's let him decide. Where's he walking?
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: I don't know, but according to the song he was singing, he was going to the sunny side of the street.
- Jay Pritchett: I cannot express to you enough how bad this kid needs football.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: You don't get to tell everyone how to live their lives. That boys cannot spend time with their mommies, or that brothers and sisters can't make babies.
- Jay Pritchett: So you're all for this?
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: No, it's a freak show! But it's *their* freak show.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: When Manny was five, we didn't have much. We were on our own. So we always dreamed of winning the lottery.
- Manny Delgado: We figured if we collected 100 lucky heads-up pennies and bought a ticket with them, we couldn't lose!
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: But now I have a wonderful husband, a beautiful home... I feel like I already won the lottery.
- Manny Delgado: So I can keep whatever we win?
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: I think no. I found most of them.
- Cameron Tucker: Um, Jay, Claire has, um, offered to give us one of her eggs so we can have a baby that's half Pritchett, half Tucker.
- Jay Pritchett: That's unnatural. I'm against it.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: Oh, surprise, surprise. Jay is against something.
- Jay Pritchett: Cam and Claire wanna have a baby together.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: Ugh!