Tracy Morgan credited as playing...
Tracy Jordan
- Jack Donaghy: [talking on the phone] Really, Trump? My idea is stupid? Well, you make your hair every morning by sticking your head in a cotton candy machine.
- Liz Lemon: What are you guys doing?
- Jack Donaghy: The police can't be counted on to protect the rich unless they're rich, too. So we're gathering support for a private police department where the starting salary is $5 million a year.
- Liz Lemon: How's that going?
- Jack Donaghy: Slowly. Even Tommy Hilfiger turned me down and you'd think that he, of all people, would understand the lower classes can ruin something.
- Tracy Jordan: Plaxico Burress just called our idea "poorly thought out." Then hung up by shooting his own phone.
- Jack Donaghy: This is a travesty.